...[Game] Corrupt a wish
Okay people! Here's an interesting game for you to join! It's called Corrupt A Wish! All you have to do it ask for a wish and the person below you will grant it but corrupt the wish and then they make a wish. Here is an example:
Person 1: I wish for a new car
Person 2: Granted, but it rolls out of your garage while you are going for a jog and runs you over. As a result you are paralyzed from the waist down and is unable to drive your new car.
I wish for a pony
Okay people! I wish for less homework!
bwahahha this is SO my game.
bwahahha this is SO my game. I'm such a sadist. okay.
Wish granted, however since you now have so much free time, you decide to devote yourself to online multiplayer games such as World of Warcraft. In fact, you play this so often that the line between reality and Warcraft becomes blurred and so you find yourself constantly challenging people to fights on the street. You happen to challenge ultimate badass "the guy who plays Snape from Harry Potter". You then die and in find out that in order to get into heaven, you must take a series of recycled SAT exams. That homework seems useful now, hmm?!
NOWWW... I wish for a hot French boyfriend. - wink -
Granted, except after going
Granted, except after going on a few dates he confesses to you (right before you think he's going to kiss you) that he's gay. He then tells you that he has been cheating on you with another guy who just happens to be the only other french guy you know. After several months of being heart broken he comes back to tell you that he was infact straight and is now going out with your best friend (who has been keeping this a secret from you).
I wish for world peace!
Wish granted. There's peace
Wish granted. There's peace in the world because everyone's dying of AIDS!
I wish for good health :)
Granted, however your
Granted, however your immunity to every ailment in the world has made you into the top guinea pig for leading scientists in the world who are working to create vaccinations.
I wish for eternal Youth
Granted, however you have
Granted, however you have outlived everyone around you, and you are still 5. Global warming has ruined the environment, and you are left to face natural disasters, famine, drought, etc all by lonesome self. You try to kill yourself, but you're too young, and too short to reach for that knife on the kitchen counter. sucks for you xD
I wish for happiness
Granted, and during the
Granted, and during the happiest moment in your life, a tank of liquid nitrogen drops out of a passing truck and burst open, instantly freezing you with that smile on your face.
I wish for ultimate power
wish granted. You now have
wish granted. You now have ultimate power. Unfortunately, Adolf hitler has comer back from the dead (sad side effect of a horribly selfish wish) and wants your power for himself so he kidnaps you and sticks you in the crazy hi tech tank thing that allows him to channel all your super neat-o powers into himself. Eventually your body shrivels up like a prune from extreme over extortion and you die. How sad :D
now! i wish for....... a panda :D
Granted! However, all other
Granted! However, all other pandas died and the government decided to steal yours for a series of genetic tests. They find out that this panda was the only one with immunity to pandaitis (deadly to pandas) and would have actually saved his entire population had he not been wished to you. Unfortunately he dies from old age and now pandas are extinct.
I wish for one million dollars :D
Granted. Inflation hits
Granted. Inflation hits America, and your one million dollars is now worth NADA!
I wish for more time.
Granted, you now have the
Granted, you now have the power to alter time. sadly though you messed with time a little too much and altered the intended future and set yourself into a time loop. You will now live forever in a repeating cycle of five minutes.
Now i wish for the power of creation
[[[[[[:D that was my fiance. he loves that game lol.]]]]]]
Granted, However all your
Granted, However all your creations end up causing more chaos and evil in the world. In the end all your creations turn against you and kills you in your sleep. After wards they multiply and cause more evil.
I wish that magic was real
Granted, however all the
Granted, however all the magicians in the world (like Criss Angel and David Blaine) form a cult and decide to take over the world. They wreak havoc and kill you with their evil tricks.
now...I wish I could dodge all the corruptions that the next person comes up with >:D
Granted, you dodge all
Granted, you dodge all corruption that would affect you during this post, however as a side affect what would corrupt my wish would only affect me by 50% and affect you by 200% it's normal extremities.
I wish for corruption immunity >:P
Granted, however in the case
Granted, however in the case of corruption immunity, you would be immune to all corruption. And since Jesus Christ is immune to all corruption, all the Christians, Judaic people, and Islams see you as the Anti-Christ and hold underground meetings and vote to execute you on a wooden cross. They soon realize that this is the 21st century and that science is more advanced that it was before, and torture you using liquid nitrogen, pouring it all over your body and piercing you with sticks so you'll shatter piece by piece.
Now I wish for umm, oh God, this is hard.
Hmm, Hugh Laurie to be younger, like around 18 years old, so that he can be my boyfriend.
Ha! This one is too
Ha! This one is too easy.
Granted, however after discovering that he was granted the gift of youth he spontaneously converted to Catholicism and became a priest. Being a priest and all he rejects your courtship and lives a life of celebrancy. Sucks eh?
I wish that the communication barrier between men and women be removed (this should be interesting, whoever answers this one better have a sense of humor)
(Side note: Hahaha! Exactly
(Side note: Hahaha! Exactly what we talked about on the phone.)
Granted, since the barrier is removed, men and women are able to express their feelings for one another more openly, thus causing more relationships to occur and marriages and procreation. However, since the birth rate is exponentially increasing, and the economy is in such a downfall, people are constantly fighting each other for food at the grocery store so they don't care about improving the economic crisis. Then 20 years later, all the edible foods in the world has already been consumed and people practice cannibalism; it becomes Social Darwinism, and a century later, the people die out and the world has came to an end.
Now I wish that I wasn't so nice all the time so people don't take advantage of my compassion.
ohhh that's a bad wish. Now
ohhh that's a bad wish. Now you're just mean, bitter and senile all the time therefore you end up all alone living with 24 cats in the snowiest tunnels of Alaska. Too bad.
I wish for love. bwahaha corrupt this one, bitches.
Granted, you have love,
Granted, you have love, however because you now have love, everyone else is left with hate, and you become a social outcast hated, jeered, taunted, and mocked.
I wish I never dated my ex.
That is hard. But granted.
That is hard.
But granted. However, if you never dated your ex, you would not meet your new person. (That is if you have a new person.)
I wish that my friend will be okay. Her grandmother just passed away.
*edited by Dziggy* It would simply be immoral to corrupt this wish (unless you're some sick psycho path). As a result of this Tiffany will now wish for free designer clothing.
free designer clothing? haha
free designer clothing? haha errr... granted. You get that designer clothing. unfortunately, your "designer clothing" happens to be of the cheap knockoff variety (think Prado/Pradi). It's of such poor quality that it literally disintegrates as you're walking down the street. Too bad you wore your granny panties that day. Better luck next time, sweets.
I wish to travel the world!
Granted, however travelling
Granted, however travelling the world is expensive, and as you travel you run out of money, and are now stuck in the middle east during the war. completely stuck, the US army drafts you into their ranks and gives you a crash course training session before sending you out into the streets.
I wish for bad luck.
Granted, but since you have
Granted, but since you have so much bad luck, you commit suicide to get away from it all. When you died, you walked around for 7 years waiting for God's judgment. But because you committed suicide, God won't let you into Heaven because it's against the Bible. And when you walk for 666 years all the way down to the Gates of Hell, Satan won't let you into because of all the bad luck you have, so you spend 10,000 years walking to Limbo just to find out that there is no such place.
I wish for girls and money.
Granted, but your 'girls' are
Granted, but your 'girls' are super ugly and you spend all your money on making them prettier so all you are left with is girls! HAHAHA
I wish i was better at drawing
Granted. You become so good
Granted. You become so good at drawing that people from all over begin to commission you for work, leading you to stay work at a frantic pace in order to finish your projects. In fact, in one instance, you work so fast that the lead of your pencil snaps into two pieces so fast that it projects into the air and hits you in the eyes. You can't draw much now without the ability to see.
I wish for the batmobile